tell your little stories and i'll never hope that i'll end up right beside you

12:00 p.m. x 2003-09-21

The Basics
1. a.} What's your name: k@ri
1. b.} What's your nickname: myssi
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: i've wished it was dolores ever since i read lolita, i can't put my finger on why, though...
3. How are you?: VERY happy today ^-^
4. Would you ever eat sushi?: i've never tried it, so yes
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body?: that depends heavily on the body
6. Have you considered homosexuality?: for myself or for others?
7. What's your sexual preference?: i'm an asexual virgin - that cancels this question out
8. What were you in a past life?: i get the distinct feeling i was a prisoner or an inmate of some sort in a past life - i can be alone for lengths of time that would drive other people insane and still be pretty content
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do?: probably shake a little bit and leer at you, and then beat the shit out of you IF i decided you deserved it
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...?: raise an eyebrow
11. What's your favorite coffee?: chocolate and hazlenut-tinged
12. What's your political perspective: i have none
13. Are you my Angel?: i very may well be, but i'm not in service right now
14. Do you consider yourself a poet?: i prefer lyricist
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up?: singer/lyricist/director...etc...
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do?: i like the original answer to this question- "molest him. what would you do?"
17. How stupid do you think you are?: i'm rather intelligent, thank you - i just have an adolescent streak in my sense of humor
18. How stupid do other people think you are?: they think i'm a genius. HA.
19. Who the hell do you think you are?: president.
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad?: never needed it.22. What's your favorite fruit?: pears.
23. Can you feel the love tonight?: damn skippy.
24. On a nude beach, you would..?: huddle under an umbrella and arm myself with sunscreen. then watch and giggle.
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a bunny: once, myself and a bunny went to a bridge and threw a rather dimwitted president kicking and screaming into a river. grapejuice and cinnamon mints were passed about and there was much rejoicing.
26. What do you think about contemporary art?: well, it's contemporary, i'll give it that.
27. Do you like being naked?: not really
28. If we had proof god didn't exist, what would happen?: someone would be giving me twenty dollars.
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz?: occassionally.
30. What's your position on virginity?: i'm in a position now, is that it?!
31. On civil unions: walmart revolt!
32. On RuPaul: i named a fetus after him.
33. On mosquito bites: UGH.35. On Fran Drescher: hmmm...
36. Are you left handed or right handed?: right.
37. Are you smart?: quite.
38. What's your middle name?: n/a
39. How many personalities do you have?: just the one.
40. How many piercing do you have?: one on each ear.
41. What was your first word?: i'm pretty sure it was "dada".
42. Are you superstitious?: on occassion.
43. Do you read your horoscope?: sara & i used to, always a day late to see if it was right or not.
44. Do you believe in that stuff?: only when it was right.
45. Can you do a cartwheel?: noooooo.
46. Do you have contact lenses?: glasses, and i love them.
47. Do you have a retainer or braces?: retainer, but only at night.
48. Can you drive?: no, and i never intend to.
49. Do you snore?: i hope not.
50. Do you drool in your sleep?: that, i actually do. but that has a whole other level to it i don't wish to touch on.
51. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?: lick.
52. Do you keep a journal?: this one, yes.
53. Do you like onions?: indeed.
54. Do you like cotton candy?: mmmm...*drools*
55. What instruments can you play?: my voice.
56. Do you like to dance?: not at all, really. not in a professional (or even a good) sense.
57. Do you like to sing?: VERY.
58. Are you any good at it?: when i want to be (and when i'm awake).
59. Do you like to talk on the phone?: not usually.
60. Do you like where you live?: NOT AT ALL.
61. Are you organized?: with some things - extremely. with others - not at all.
62. Do you sleep with socks on?: not usually.
63. Are you shy?: not usually, but i can be.
64. Do you talk to yourself?: usually i prefer inanimate objects.
65. Are you a morning person?: "only if i'm up all night." - yes!
66. Are you a virgin?: that i am.
67. Are you proud of that?: more or less. i'm proud that i haven't made any bad descisions in that arena.
68. Do you believe in reincarnation?: yep.
69. Do you believe in God?: i get iffy on that subject.
70. Do you believe in ghosts?: indeed.
71. Do you believe in bigfoot?: *le sigh*...i can't believe that was a fake!!!
72. How old do you wish you were?: 21, forever.
73. What will you name your daughter?: lourdes.
74. Son?: kennedy.
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die?: well...i'm not.
76. Where do you wanna go?: new york.

Ever...
1. Been kissed?: yes.
2: Done drugs?: no.
3: Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: not to the best of my knowledge.
4: Been on stage?: not while anyone was watching.
5: Dumped someone else?: yes.
6: Gotten in a car accident?: very nearly.
7: Watched "Punky Brewster"?: no, but my mom did.
8: Been in love?: i don't believe so.

Favorites...
9: Shampoo: kenra volumizer.
10: Toothpaste: some strange minty kind...
11: Soap: rose-scented bar soap.
12: Type of soup: chicken-flavored ramen.
13: Room in your house: my room.
14: Instrument: electric guitar, bass, organ, piano, violin...

Either/Or...
15: Coffee or hot chocolate?: both.
16: Big or little?: little.
17: Lace or satin?: lace.
18: New or old?: old.
19: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt?: neither, really.
20: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt?: tom cruise.
21: Vogue or Material Girl?: vogue.
22: Jeans or cords?: neither.
23: Sweater or sweatshirt?: sweater vest!!!!!!
24: T-shirt or tank top?: t-shirt.
25: Skirt or dress?: both.
26: Wool or cotton?: the fabric of our lives.
27: Rose or Lily?: rose.
28: The way it is or the way it was?: i don't remember either anyhow.
29: Oldies or pop?: depending.
30: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nope.
31: Do you have a best friend?: that i do.

In the last 24 hours, have you...
32: Cried?: no.
33: Helped someone?: yes.
34: Bought something?: yes.
35: Gotten sick?: no.
36: yes.
37: Gone out for dinner?: to lunch.
38: Said "I love you"?: yes.
39: Written a real letter?: no.
40: Moved on?: i believe.
41: Talked to an ex?: no.
42: Missed an ex?: no.
43: Written in a journal?: yes (ahem...).
44: Talked to someone you have a crush on?: no.
45: Had a serious talk?: somewhat.
46: Missed someone?: YES!
47: Hugged someone?: yes.
48: Fought with your parents?: nope.
49: Fought with a friend?: no.

Do you...
50: Wear eye shadow?: just eyeliner.
51: Put on a "front"?: not usually.
52: Kiss on the first date?: that'd be rather difficult as i do not date.
53: Have a crush on someone?: perhaps not. YOU don't know.
54: Eat with your mouth open?: no.

Etc...
55: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would be?: if i got one, it'd be a heart. but i don't know where and i doubt i'd get one.
56: What color is your floor/carpet in your room?: ugly.
57: What was the last CD you bought?: sleater-kinney and the raveonettes.
58: How did you spend last summer?: in my room.
59: When's the last time you showered?: last night.
60: Are you tired?: slightly so.
61: Are you lonely?: just a bit.
62: Are you happy?: extremely so.
63: Are you wearing pajamas?: yeah...i am...
64: Are you talking to someone online?: yep ^-^ jordan <3.
65: What are the initials of your crush/interest/spouse?: oh POOF. n/a.
66: What is your astrological sign?: taurus.
67: What is the sign of your crush/interest/spouse?: n/a.
68: What time is it?: that's a good question.

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
JOBJOBJOB
interviewinterviewinterview
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11