radio myssi (and hell, incidentally)

3:11 p.m. x 2003-09-27

the best job in the world would be me in a fun little apartment in new york all day running my own self-contained radio station out of my cd collection, which is bound to someday soon grow to inhumanly absurd proportions. i'd only interrupt every few tracks to offer an amusing vignette or a helpful tip on what the artist's up to. there would be fun, enlightening interviews and random bouts of juanes and tatu and other happy international pop in between the acid bath...ah yes, it will be lovely...

and now the important part: hell as it REALLY is.

Kirsten Dunst
Circle I Limbo

Male Models
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Justin Timberlake
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Militant Vegans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Religious Zealots
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

Jennifer Lopez
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

My 10th Grade English Teacher
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

that is marvelous.

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
JOBJOBJOB
interviewinterviewinterview
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11