AND INTO THE GRAVE PRETTY PAULIE DID GO

7:11 p.m. x 2003-11-04

new layout. new misdirected anger. but generally still the same old shit ^-^.

did you know when you go
it's the perfect ending
to the bad day i was just beginning
when you go all i know is
you're my favorite mistake

sheryl crow

i've completed three-quarters of the brilliant the man who mistook his wife for a hat, and i've gotten half-way through the equally enjoyable cutting, and it was just today that i realized steven levenkron's name is extremely amusing. if it weren't for the kron he'd be steven leven. you have to appreciate that.

*sputter sputter* hmm...what happened today? for lack of more amusing activities, i violated bethany. i'd planned to spend the latter half of the day with clare violating paul but, as you can see *points to short description* i did not succeed. i'm not pissed with paul (err - not that badly, anyhow), but i'd had a thoroughly annoying, bad day and having him "politely" ditch me didn't help to salve any of the milliiiiion headaches that errupted today (i say politely because he told me with much remorse and empathy that he was very busy and couldn't entertain today, and i say "politely" - in quotation marks - because he didn't tell me until i'd already missed the bus and as he was walking home with ryan).

and now i have to tell you about captain camera.

in photo the other day, as i sprinted about the room assembling what little i had to turn in, we watched two of the saddest videos ever recorded for educational purposes (or any purpose, really...@_@ they were awful). the first was mostly a boring, mr. rodgers-esque man, but the second blew the former's mundane idiocy out of the water with sheer CREEPINESS:

THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN CAMERA!

it follows little johnny, an adolescent photography enthusiast, through his intergalactic journey with the help of CAPTAIN CAMERA (and the librarian, miss oglethorp) and some frightening old man. if you ever run into a copy of this video, please do me a favor. watch it with a cup of coffee or tea, curled up on your couch, and replace the words "camera" and "photography", whenever they come up in the course of the tape, with "dildo" and "pornography". i promise you a world of fun.

and i'm off - *intergalactic WHOOSH!*

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
JOBJOBJOB
interviewinterviewinterview
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11