i don't like you because you are a means to rally a large group i can surround myself with.
i don't like you because i can propagate my roots of evil into others by using you as, essentially, my hoe.
i love you, because (incidentally) you're you! and i am...asleep...
if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminarpieces of the moonJOBJOBJOBinterviewinterviewinterviewsensitive heart, you're doomed from the start(& etc)