good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see

6:26 p.m. x 2007-01-12

001. jimmy's poor coworker ashley has two classes with me. i apologize for stalking her.

002. umbrella tree is so kickass. so kickass. their album "what kind of books do you read?" is now on itunes and i downloaded it for xmas. they are so darling and so talented. "beetle in trouble" geeks me out so bad.

003. today i fell asleep in class for the first time this semester. in major american writers I (gag me with a spoon). i understand it was the first of what will be many times if i don't bring a sturdy thurmos with me every day i have the class. because i added it late, though, i didn't have to do the first assignment! PWNT. that's good lookin.

alex had my math professor and she lusts for him, so i am as lucky with that as i thought. the man has many sound effects, and used to call her axl rose.

i'm pleased to be riding with she, will and phil this semester. i have strange, sporadic break times. i'm there very early certain days and have an hour and a half before classes to defrost my braincells and do my homework, then i go right home after class. those are tuesdays and thursdays...mondays, wednesdays and fridays, i get there right as i begin class, but afterwards it is different each day. it looks as if monday might be a take-the-bus home day, which is cool because it is one day, and it gives me a chance to do things. every other wednesday i have a lab, so every other wednesday i will have a considerable break waiting for phil to get out of class. then fridays i have an hour break and go home with alex. cooky, but it works.

004.

old godzilla was hopping around
tokyo city like a big playground
when suddenly batman burst from the shade
and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of shaq fu
when aaron carter came out of the blue
and he started beating up shaquille o'neal
then they both got flattened by the batmobile
but before it could make it back to the batcave
abraham lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because optimus prime came to save the day
godzilla took a bite out of optimus prime
like scruff mcgruff took a bite out of crime
and then shaq came back covered in a tire track
but jackie chan jumped out and landed on his back
and batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when abraham lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
indiana jones took him out with his whip
then he saw godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
cause batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and jackie chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while abraham lincoln tried to pole vault
onto optimus prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a care bear stare
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended chuck norris
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of indiana jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as batman changed back into bruce wayne
but chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed batman's head in between his thighs
then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white
and monty python and the holy grail's black knight
and benito mussolini and the blue meanie
and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie
robocop, the terminator, captain kirk and darth vader
lo pan, superman, every single power ranger
bill s. preston and theodore logan
spock, the rock, doc ock and hulk hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked chuck norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
mr. rogers in a bloodstained sweater

lemon demon, "the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny"

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
JOBJOBJOB
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sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11