4:55 p.m. x 2002-10-22

there are too freakin' many to put on one page...safely alphabetized for your convinience by the man himself, john lennon:

a is for parrot which we can plainly see
b is for glasses which we can plainly see
c is for plastic which we can plainly see
d is for doris
e is for binoculars i'll get it in five
f is for ethel who lives next door
g is for orange...
...which we love to eat when we can get them because they come from abroad...
h is for england and (heather)
i is for monkey we see in the tree
j is for parrot which we can plainly see
k is for shoetop we wear to the ball
l is for is for land because brown
m is for venezuela where the oranges come from
n is for brazil near venezuela (very near)
o is for football which we kick about a bit
p is arab and her sister will
q is a garden which we can plainly see
r is for intestines which hurt when we dance
s is for pancake or whole-wheat bread
t is for tommy who won the war
u is for ethel who lives on the hill
v is for me
w is for lighter which never lights
x is for easter - have one yourself
y is a crooked letter and you can't straighten it
z is for apple which we can plainly see

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
JOBJOBJOB
interviewinterviewinterview
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)