You gave me hyacinths first a year ago. They called me the hyacinth girl.

AT LAST...after having my intelligence mocked by suncoast employees and the likes of half.com...I HAVE SECURED MY COPY OF HELP! WOOHOO!

so it goes without saying that i've had a marvelous day. no more bus ^-^ today jaypea and i got aquainted with "stanford" - his new, charming red cavellier. but the dearly departed "percy" (the GREEN, excuse me, hyundai elantra which i swear to you looked blue...) shall not be forgotten. none of my classes explicitly blew and i had the loveliest conversation with tiffany, ashley, amber, yet-another-amanda, "shane the haplass homie", and a boy named brandon, who decided to dedicate the topic of the afternoon to his body hair while shane tried on my hat. AGH.

then i skipped home after an excruciating ten minute wait with jaypea in the school parking lot, listening to him have a conversation with his cd player as he displayed to me the wonders of thee new car (and it's handy-dandy shelf, no less). i miss the rainbow mickey mouse antenna topper, though -_- alas but it was a casualty. and of course, upon getting home, i had my help! and a free issue of alternative press, courtesy of my morbidXbean (that is brittany). WHEE!

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a teacher asks her class,
"if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
she calls on little billy.
he replies, "none, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
the teacher replies,
"the correct answer is 4, but i like your thinking."
then little billy says,
"i have a question for YOU. there are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: one is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. the second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. the third is biting off the top of the ice cream. which one is married?"
the teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"well, i suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
to which little billy replied, "the correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but i like your thinking."

*MWAH!*

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
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