9:25 p.m. x 2003-07-25

1. if your life were a movie, what would the title be? "somnabulism"
2. what songs would be on the soundtrack? "note to a friend" by aleka's attic, "jane says" by jane's addiction, "sleep" by switchblade symphony, "french kiss the elderly" by jack off jill, "pretty on the inside" by hole, "pretty polly" by queen adreena, "my sharona" by the knack, and "yellow submarine" by the beatles
3. would it be a live-action film or animated? why? live-action. as much as my heart is forever with anime, it'll get more of an audience live.
4. casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc? i can't think of anybody who looks like my friends...thora birch could play clare and when dakota flanning comes of age she can be tweakie. dominique swain would make a perfect alex. i don't know - i only know so many young actors and actresses...
5. describe the movie preview/trailer. a shot of the center of the amish-infested cessepool that we live in, fades into a black screen that says "mayberry has nothing on this place". then fades out into the title while the "my sharona" riff plays to sexual noises. it's rated r, so don't bring the children.

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
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