the best job in the world would be me in a fun little apartment in new york all day running my own self-contained radio station out of my cd collection, which is bound to someday soon grow to inhumanly absurd proportions. i'd only interrupt every few tracks to offer an amusing vignette or a helpful tip on what the artist's up to. there would be fun, enlightening interviews and random bouts of juanes and tatu and other happy international pop in between the acid bath...ah yes, it will be lovely...
and now the important part: hell as it REALLY is.
Kirsten Dunst
Circle I Limbo
Male Models
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Justin Timberlake
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
George Bush
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Militant Vegans
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Religious Zealots
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands
Jennifer Lopez
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
My 10th Grade English Teacher
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
Design your own hell