then the clouds opened up and god said, "i hate you, alfalfa!"

3:15 p.m. x 2004-10-20

anita ekberg looks awfully cool and makes me want to buy "la dolce vita", like, now.

democrats fake more orgasms? it's not easy to imagine john kerry faking an orgasm, but it's easier to imagine him faking one than having one for real.

as you can see - stuff is going slow. anita ekberg, and republicans fucking like beasts, at least today has been exciting. did i mention my graduating class and how it is superlative-free? none of those people meet the criteria of "most athletic", "most versatile" (an armageddon-sized WTF to that one), "best dressed"...oh, OH that one is great. everybody dresses the exact same way when they're feeling unmotivated. everybody makes the exact same mistakes when they get dressed-up. curious note: as the years have worn on, girls have gotten worse at dressing and guys have gotten better. many of these boys, though some have not shaken their uniformity, they at least don't look outwardly AGH, have even evolved into full-blown metros. to this i say, good job boys.

if i established a he-man-woman-haters club, would you join?

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11