warning: consumption during pregnancy may cause lesbianism in children

3:06 p.m. x 2004-12-10

ding, fries are done!

in my efforts to finish entirely the books i stopped short of completing that populate my bookshelf i've gotten down...one. the story of o. i'm working on the death and life of sylvia plath. to use a beloved andrea phrase, i'll have that wanked in no time. my big xmas task is to work steadily through 120 days of sodom, pace myself correctly and conquer that beast. and our lady of the flowers, which i like so much i deter myself from ever finishing.

DYSPRAXIC? let's find out...

  • clumsiness, uncoordinated movements
  • prone to accidents, may fall a lot, bump into furniture
  • poor hand-eye, foot-eye coordination
  • slow and poor at dressing, unable to tie shoelaces, do up buttons etc
  • messy eating and drinking
  • speech and language difficulties
  • poor sense of direction
  • poor spatial awareness
  • poor sequencing ability
  • poor short-term memory
  • difficulty in planning and organizing thought
  • difficulty in holding a pen properly
  • difficulty copying from the board
  • poor writing and drawing abilities
  • reading and spelling difficulties

    they left out "explores things with mouth". that's the best symptom.

    if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
    pieces of the moon
    sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
    (& etc)

  • anybody can be just like me, obviously.
    not too many can be like you, fortunately.
    KL 02-11