9:34 p.m. x 2002-10-27
dunn dunn dunnnn...THE CAST!
k@ri © your hostess
alex © priceless, brilliant, wonderful. she drives me to school every morning! i adore her with every once of my being!
alexander © it was german and it made me really angry.
allegra © human sunshine. she's a wonder drug.
allison © friend i met in half-college pre-pre-algebra, hehe. i called her allison portchnik before i formally met her because she looks like carol kane in "annie hall" but lo and behold, her name is allison! holy shit! and she's a sweetheart. she dated a young man with a prediliction for child pornography, but managed to rise above this.
aliya © lost to the mountain time zone. i bought her "adore". AN IMMEASURABLY FANTASTIC WRITER.
amanda b. © we bought our friend tiffany disgusting things for her birthday.
amanda d. © she is a spitfire! she has dated clare and duff and i have downright illicit pictures of her exiting a pool.
amber w © the vastly lustful young lady i share my trials and tribulations of romance with. she actually graduated with me, unlike 97% of my other associates.
amber y © REMARKABLE ARTIST! SEXY DEMOCRAT! MANSON HO! BASK IN THE WHOA-NESS THAT'S AMBERRR...
andrea © underclassman valedictorian and makes chronic "your mom" jokes. i adore her.
andy © tweak's boyfriend. the male tweak, which makes him impossibly cool and bright. does amazing things with scarves.
ashley © i miss riding the bus with her. her brother's a trip.
becky © i had basic foods with her. she despised shannon worse than i did.
ben © the living, breathing, acting illustration next to the encyclopedia's entry for "dandy".
bethany © "here comes the abuse" - bethany and i have a special relationship (the kind that is written about in psych textbooks).
brandi © adorable. irreverant. i need to hang out with her more.
brett © his locker is purgatory. he tried to eat my art projet.
bridget © remarkable dancer. she was the fiddler in "fiddler on the roof".
brittany © nada.
catie © hard to keep up with, but so much fun. a brilliant light of a person, tatu-fiend.
chris © he was in my photo class. he concerns me. luurrrrrgh.
clare © BEST FRIEND. clare rules. one of the best conversationalists i know. there's a rumor going around that she might be colin farrell (in disguise).
dan © likes to say me gusto comer gatos muertos. dates shannon (??!!!)
danielle © tall, greek, and awesome. grew close to her in a torrent of hoey drama - she's the light at the end of the tunnel.
duff © excellent listener, empathizer, ex-boyfriend, manages to find himself amidst more drama than the whole of myspace can withstand!
ernie © jimmy's BFF and ex-coworker, guitar apprentice and aspiring screenwriter. ernie rocks the viser-hair like nobody's business. YOU HAVE BEEN VANQUISHED.
gimpy © an old friend. a questionable individual.
heather © she is devastatingly cool, but overburdened. unfair homelife. unfair cousin.
jason © i miss jason a lot. he looked bird-esque and possessed a white boy 'fro. for this - we appreciate him.
jaypea © sweet kid who drove me to school in 10th grade.
jimmy © BEST FRIEND/LOVER. so freakin cool! synth bitch! tech geek! coolest room EVER! JIMMY - TRANSFORM!
john-paul © bohemian asian awesomeness from half-college.
jonpaul © goth kid, first acquaintance from half-college, attentive listener.
jordan © "keep your rosaries off my ovaries" - the voice of reason in a world full of bethany.
josh © josh has hair everywhere but on his head. old beyond his years. watches a lot of improv skits. yeah, that's josh.
julia © shawn's friend, half-college acquaintance. very cool.
kara © she's a model who speaks fluent spanish. DUH you want to be her. the best body in the history of man kind. she's the joy in my electric.
katy © another unbelievably attractive girl. insanely so. and she's a catholic schoolgirl, which is just crazy. crazy! her exotic german mom thinks i'm sexy. that's so cool.
ken © british, film-enthusiast, thoughtful pepper, expert conversationalist. sweetheart! gem. special agent. many other such benevolent adjectives.
kenzie © master debater, alluring redhead...ultimate gangsta?
kiri © tweak's step-sister. running on endless batteries.
manda © it's just me here/fetal postition/make up your mind/make a decision - best friend for eight years.
mandy © endured art with me in high school and has lunch with me every other morning at half-college, embroiled in more drama than even i and far more wrathful. for this, i adore her.
marissa © she was also victimized by shannon's presence. are you scared of shannon yet?
paul © paul is a male, dutch/indonesian brigitte bardot. exactly.
rachel © nada.
ryan (early entries) © rachel's ex-boyfriend
ryan (later entries) © handsome, funny, talented thespian. related to kara. i adore him.
sam © she got very cool very fast. i won't question it, i'll just enjoy it. she encouraged me to keep going with my bass playing, and i'm indebted to her for that.
sara © oldest, most treasured friend. i love her deeply, and she's a priceless conversationalist (BBC1! BBC2!...).
shannon © oh here we go. what you need to know about shannon is that she has an anxiety problem, screams and rants a ton, would like to be a model but is scared of cameras. hopefully she is the kind of person you only happen upon once in a lifetime.
shawn © my friend at half-college. he takes me to diners. he was homeschooled. he sings me "bike".
snicky © she was awesome, and then she went to college. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HER! <3 so awesome. looks exactly like manda.
tiffany (early entries) © we shared many great, angry conversations during careers class. priceless girl.
tiffany (later entries) © engaged, incredibly cool and easy to get along with. props, g.
tweak © I LOVE TWEAK. TWEAK IS THE BEST. smartest, sweetest, craziest person. you can't do much better than tweak.
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