hi my name is...

9:31 p.m. x 2002-09-25

i'm gonna prove how tragically low i am by filling out this survey now...

NAME: k@ri

NICKNAMES: myssi (do you want an explanation on how it has nothing to do with my real name? make up your own 'acuzz i really don't remember)

BIRTHDAY: may 6th 1987

AGE: you do the math, i'm failing it

BORN IN: the suburbs

CURRENT LOCATION: redneck wonderland, home of betsy

WHAT ARE YOUR FEARS?: being abandoned by my friends, bono from u2...i'm scared of people dying...my french teacher...hmm, not a whole lot

DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS OR GLASSES?: glasses, and to tell the honest truth, i don't really need them...

DESCRIBE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE: i'm as tall as charles manson if i'm not wearing big-heeled shoes which i always am anyway (cause i'm SHORT but i'm happy that way), courtney love/80's ozzy kinda weird haircut that i adore, pale, curvy, really weird lookin'...

WHAT IS YOUR PERSONALITY TYPE?: idealist healer, the rarest one

DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: oh jesus must i...umm, jack white/mid-twenties brian hugh warner (pre-antichrist and with the eyebrows)/ginger fishee eyes, electric personality, good listener, great taste in music, hyper, gentlemanly...dude he doesn't exist and you don't care...

MOST EMBARASSING MOMENT: i have selective memory but i know there was one, and it was probably at one of sara's parties

THE NAMES OF YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN: kennedy, lennon, and francis for boys and lourdes, lo, and nico for girls

WHOM DO YOU LOVE?: my friends: mandamanda, jaypea, sara (kytti neuder...*coughcough*), satan's personal topless dancer (RACHEL!), britty-boo!, dusty-doodle, andrew/gimpy/tsk, lil rickie ryry, and BIRD BOY!

SHOWER AT NIGHT OR MORNING?: at night

WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR MORALS?: early experiences with 20/20, music magazines, and really perverted homepages

FAVORITE --

ICE CREAM: choklit

FOOD: chinese chicken noodle soup as long as it's not trying to kill me like the one time...

DESERT: anything choklit...ANYTHING...

VEGETABLE: ew...um, carrots i guess...

FRUIT: apples and peaches

MEAT: chicken...I ATE JEBBY, AMANDA...

CANDY: CHOKLIT goddammit

GUM: i'm not used to chewing it

BEVERAGE: diet coke, cherry water

MOVIES: hmm...too many...fight club, gia, lolita (w/ jeremy irons), get real, boys don't cry, mulholland drive (*lol*, manda...LESBIAN SEX SCENE!), lost highway, hedwig and the angry inch, carrie, a clockwork orange, ghost world, girl interrupted, SESSION 9, sid & nancy, the people vs. larry flynt, stigmata, the omen, the exorcist, rosemary's baby, edward scissorhands, girl, the smokers, valley of the dolls, repulsion, the rocky horror picture show...SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!!!...

TV SHOWS: sex and the city, invader zim, the twilight zone (the classic, with rod), behind the music

TALK SHOW: rachel makes me watch jerry springer but i don't usually get committed to these

ACTORS: johnny depp, anthony hopkins and, lately, edward norton

ACTRESSES: thora birch, dominique swain

CARTOON CHARACTER: gaz

SEASON: winter

ANIMAL: kitten, gerbile

JOB/CHORE: i don't do them

BRAND OF CLOTHING: i like a particular designer (rose mortem)...would that count? i dunnooooo...

SONG: at the moment it's between any of the following: '19-2000' by gorillaz, 'alive' by pearl jam, 'fell in love with a girl' by the white stripes, and 'petals' by hole

THEME SONG FROM A MOVIE: the theme from 'valley of the dolls'

TOWN TO VISIT: anywhere as long as it's far away from here...i loved going to new york

PLAYGROUND EQUIPTMENT: SWINGS!!!

SALAD DRESSING: i hate salad

COLOR: black and pink

THING TO WEAR: dresses

JEWELRY TO WEAR: vinyl/fake-diamond choker, black necklace w/ silver star, two ankhs, ten black jelly bracelets per arm, on one hand an eight-ball bracelet and a black-dice bracelet and on the other a black fuzz/fack-diamond band and HUGE clunky fake gem bracelet, and then on one hand a two-finger ring that says 'rockstar' and on the other a sacred heart ring and one i probably stole from sara

PLACE TO BE: my room, with my friends

SPORT: i hate them. die sports, die.

NUMBER: 6, 13, *lol*...manda, the wrath of 111...

FLOWER: roses are my favorite fler

INSIDE JOKE: OH GOD...TOOO MANNYYYY...howard the holy gerbile, alabama, birds and rugs and all that, jesus and porn, "charlie's a sexy name", the podium (SHUT UP!)...

BRAND OF SHOES: demonica mary janes

FRIENDS TO HANG WITH: well there are only nine and they all know who they are

THINGS TO DO: read books, write lyrics, listen to music, watch movies, bitch, listen to others bitch, dance around in public places (i scare the marines)

SMELL: my vanilla spray from *victoria secret*..*sniffsniff*...jaypea smells like sunshine...

MUSIC: switchblade symphony, rasputina, diva destruction, hole, babes in toyland, marilyn manson, nine inch nails, jack off jill/scarling., alanis morissette, tori amos, fiona apple, garbage, no doubt, the distillers, the hives, the white stripe, the sex pistols, bauhaus, black sabbath, david bowie, pink floyd, led zeppelin, the beatles...craploads more...

THE FUTURE SIDE --

DREAM CAR: a mystery-machine-looking thing that works well and has a nice stereo

CAREER/FAMILY: FAMOUS SINGER!!!, i want to have a family but i'll know when and if i'm ready when i am...

DO YOU WANT KIDS?: sometimes more than i want a husband

ARE YOU GOING TO COLLEGE?: if it fits into my busy schedual

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?: *counts*...in an apartment in l.a. with my manda IMing jaypea and bitching to jason long-distance while listening to britty and rachel do stuff in bed while sara reads the bible and we all sing *yellow submarine*

WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN TEN YEARS?: famous as hell with a weird career that'd make madonna scream

WHAT DO YOU THINK THE FUTURE WILL BE LIKE?: wonderful

ARE YOU GOING TO HEAVEN OR HELL?: oceanview, illinois

HAVE YOU EVER --

DRANK ALCOHOL? my dad gave me a little when i was like five

SMOKED CIGARETTES? no and don't intend to (i have rotten lungs)

DONE DRUGS? no and don't intend to (i'm quite fucked up on my own, thanks ^-^)

IF YES FOR ANY OF THE PREVIOUS THREE, DID YOU GET CAUGHT? no

BROKEN THE LAW? probably

RAN AWAY FROM HOME? tried

BROKEN A BONE? nope

SKINNY DIPPED? hmm...i might have but i was probbly a matter of months old at the time

PLAYED STRIP POKER? yes, but i quit

PLAYED TRUTH OR DARE? *LOL* the astoundingly lame versions at sara's house

FLASHED SOMEONE? yep, rachel

MOONED SOMEONE? probably

KISSED SOMEONE YOU DIDN'T KNOW? i very well might have

BEEN ON A BLIND DATE? i don't date

BEEN ON A GAME SHOW OR TALK SHOW? i'd rather guest on blue's clues

BEEN IN A FIGHT? yep, and won ^-^

BEEN OUT OF YOUR COUNTRY? not yet

RIDDEN IN A FIRE TRUCK? nope

BEEN ON A PLANE? yep, i liked it

COME CLOSE TO DYING? yep

SNUCK ONLINE? i've never been prohibited from my wirey box thinger

CHEATED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND? i had thoughts but i didn't

GIVEN SOMEONE A PIGGY-BACK RIDE? unsuccessully but yeah

EATEN A MUD PIE? probably

BEEN IN A SAUNA? nope

SWAM IN THE OCEAN? yep, i kinda miss that

HAD A DREAM OR NIGHTMARE THAT MADE YOU WAKE UP? yesterday

SHOT A GUN? nope

SEEN A WHALE WITH A POLK-A-DOT TAIL? YOU SEE THEM TOO...???

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT --

ABORTION? very very pro-choice

BILL CLINTON? as compared to george w.? god he was einstein compared to the andy griffith we got now

YOUR COUNTRY? it sells patriotism and breeds the ingnorance of anti-gay-black-retarded fucking neo-nazi ASSHOLES...i don't always like being "american" just because archie bunker comes to mind

ALTERNATIVE MUSIC? kurt is dead man miss him miss him

HEAVY METAL? OZZY..?!?!?!

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
JOBJOBJOB
interviewinterviewinterview
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11