i should like to buy a patent on the chair

6:02 p.m. x 2003-01-16

welcome all to the misanthropic musings of the malevolent myssi...*ugh* and to tell you the honest truth i remember very little about today, as i slept through three-quarters of it. i was even toned down in basic foods, though i still managed to accidentally burn marissa T__T SOWWYYY MAWISSAAAA...

*does little triumphant dance* PLASTIC ONO BAND BURNED!!! so i was very happy about that last night, i curled up on my fluffy white bed and read the bio whilst listening to it ^-^. so my mood elated a bit, as it seems i've been terminally sad almost every single day this week T__T whyyy?

i hate depression. hate hate HATE it - especially on me!

if the sara or the rachel happen upon this entry and are infuriated that i've burned something before their promised things - my mother's buying new cds because these are all bums, i'm lucky i was able to squirt by with this one, and all desired tracks are ready and raring to burn.

hey to the respective readers of this diary: any of you ever heard the song hold on? if so - you'd note that during the song, all the sudden there comes the grumble of "COOKIE!"...

...this doesn't disturb you slightly so? and if so just how slightly might it disturb you? i say, i wish i'd thought of it, though i'm more likely to go "BISQUIT!"...that's pronounced "biss-KWEE" for all you unultured degenerates out there. and speaking of my mother, she's absolutely obsessed with this email foreward, thought i'd share...:

the frog and the loan
a frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. he can see from her nameplate that her name is patricia whack. "miss whack, i'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. the frog says his name is kermit jagger, his dad is mick jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. patti explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. the frog says, "sure. i have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed. very confused, patti explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. she finds the manager and says, "yhere's a frog called kermit jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." she holds up the tiny pink elephant. "i mean, what in the world is this?" the bank manager looks back at her and says... "it's a knickknack, patti whack. give the frog a loan. his old man's a rolling stone." (you're singing it, aren't you?!!)

my, what a sad, disturbing world in which we live.

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
pieces of the moon
sensitive heart, you're doomed from the start
(& etc)

anybody can be just like me, obviously.
not too many can be like you, fortunately.
KL 02-11