2:59 p.m. x 2005-01-07

my dad just chased me up the steps going "C'MOOON, WOMAN" in a blackcent and karate-chopping my midsection.

that's okay though, because kara's party is tonight, and there is this:

have completed my after-school study of asparagus and its effect on pee. the results are as follows:

broccoli - no smell.

potatoes - no smell, except for the ones made at duva's caf� that they put the chili on.

meat - no smell.

fish - some smell, if they were in the shape of sticks.

chicken - no smell.

conclusion: there is a something in asparagus when cooked by my mother that is like no other food.

- dale cooper, "my life, my tapes"

AWESOMELY AWESOME!!!

if anybody should ask i'm going to a seminar
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